I came up with this just now on the phone with my girlfriend, whose Waffle House has made about $12 in the past four hours.
So I started singing.
I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
After choking on a waffle made at Waffle House
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
And squish squish squish when little kids poke my head
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
And drive all the customers from my Waffle House.