Niles09 - 10/18/2006 10:15 PMTv shows that was popular in the 80's
J-ser - 10/18/2006 6:53 PM *nods wisely* I would do something important. Then banish spam to the outer reaches of the galaxy. (I'm refering to the food)
And also ninjas. Who happen to be pirates in their off-time.
darkstorme - 10/19/2006 7:19 AMThe very first thing I'd do, upon being notified that I had absolute dominion over the Earth, is log onto the internet and print out The Evil Overlord List and tape it to the wall of my inner sanctum. Even absolute rulers need reference material.The second thing I'd do would be to rub my hands together, turn to my top minions and say "Alright, one planet down. Next?"