Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata

[orth]

Some interesting changes here, I'm not sure I agree with them all, but you have to agree some make sense.

Player’s Handbook & Monster Manual Errata

[Filatus]

Owl Familiar    Special
Barn    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Eagle    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Great    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Snowy    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Screech    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Tawny    +3 Spot; delivers mail

Heheh, me thinks they watched Harry Potter.

[Nehetsrev]

Sheesh...can't even do that right....Owls should have a bonus to listen too, since they rely on sound to decide where to focus those wonderful big eyes of theirs.

[lonnarin]

Under Light armor, add:
Chainmail Bikini/Mankini
Cost: 50 gp
Armor/Shield Bonus: +3
Maximum Dex Bonus: +6
Armor Check Penalty: -1
Arcane Spell Failure 10%
30-Foot Speed: 30 ft.
20-Foot Speed: 20 ft.
Weight: 5 lbs.
Special: Chafe (1 damage/day)

Egads... now all they need is the Banana Hammock of Destiny and you can lead all those soldiers in that movie, 300!

[Acacea]

*Plays rock paper scissors with Indy hat on her head and coiled towel-whip at her hip; wins and casts Colbert's Interposing hand while munching Doritos...*

Makes perfect sense to me!

[Marswipp]

Most of this errata doesn't make any sense! O.o

Should we blame Hasbro for this messed up beyond all recognition D&D? :\\ I know I all ready do.

[Script Wrecked]

*cough* Its tongue-in-cheek.

My favorite:

Page 209-219 – Tiefling [Transposition]
Remove all text related to tieflings from these pages. Place text on page 21 of the Player’s Handbook. Bring it, scruffy.