Luckily up north you guys have plenty of moose, bears and wild wolves, and actual forrests to go run around in.
Actually, I've seen MANY server forums offer Forum RP, where you create a thread and players and DMs can RP as their characters. I've always wondered if we could set up a forum section just for that. I have a feeling a good number of us would enjoy it. Think of it as numerous CDT's where instead of them being PC journals, they are actually adventures and such.