Keppli Clever Clogs Quickhands,
the cleverst girl in town.
Keppli Clever Clogs Quickhands,
pretends to be the clown.
She's smarter than a wizard,
and wiser than the owl,
quicker than a lizard,
in apple green cape and cowl.
She runs through tress and forest glades,
she doesn't have a care,
with sword and dagger blades,
a twirling death affair.
Keppli Clever Clogs Quickhands,
that halfling girl's a star,
Keppli Clever Clogs Quickhands,
the brightest one by far!
from the jottings of Rockhead Howling Wolf, Dwarven Bard