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Poetic License / The Ballad of Gromak and Harri as sung by Mangus Crunch« on: June 24, 2014, 03:05:28 pm »The Ballad of Gromak and Harri as sung by Mangus Crunch Sung to the tune of... ...well... ...let's not kid ourselves. Where Mangus's singing is concerned there isn't much in the way of tune involved. ...let alone tone. Just try to imagine a drunk half naked Orc dancing on a table at the One Eyed Harpy singing this song. ...Actually, maybe you shouldn't try to imagine that. Oh Er went on er journey In search er some bounty With me mateys er Gromak an' Harri. Dem giants an' ogres We felled dem real slow 'cause We wasn't in too much er hurry! Dem giants, dey frowned, Said, "me smash yew down!" But quickly we flanked'm an' parried An' Er runs around Lay me club to dey crowns An' beats'em with Gromak an' Harri! An' Er git's... Silver an' gold, silver an'gold, dese is deh things what makes er Orc happy" Silver an' gold Never git's old Fer me an' Gromak an' Harri! Den iron an' platinum, Will easily fatten an Orc with deh coin he will git!" An' Gromak and him An' Harri will win More on er really good bet!" At Leningrad We'll win at cards An' drink away all our lute An' den eef we wins, We'll repent our sins At houses of ill repute! An' we git's... Silver an' gold, silver an'gold, dese is deh things what makes er Gnome happy" Silver an' gold Never git's old Fer me an' Gromak an' Harri! An' me an' Gromak an' Harri We will take a ferry Off to Leningrad To spend all our money On cards, booze an' honeys An' any thing else what's bad! An' iff'n we looses We'll finish our boozes Without deh slightest worry Cause we kin do it again Ogres, an' Giants an den To Leningrad in er hurry! An' git's... Silver an' gold, silver an'gold, dese is deh things what makes er Elf happy Silver an' gold Never git's ooooold //Big finnish!// Fer me an' Gromak an' Harri! Hahaha hahahaaaa! The following users thanked this post: Frendh
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