*A crumpled parchment is tacked to the board. Whatever the author used for ink smells utterly naseating, and the words are illegibly scrawled*
Grovel hates stupid Hempstead too! They guards spits on me and poke me with sword. Me say we gather in woods and do rain dances when silly peoples trying to plan their weddings and festivals. Rain rain everywhere, mess up hair, make guards grow rust! Ha! Take that stupid Hempstead! Me shaking me shaman stick at youse! Me think that stormlady Pallenia help us.
*it is signed with a single massive paw print of the same sick-smelling ink*