In 1454 a drunken quartet was sent to work by an Uncle who did not understand them. These men promptly escaped from endlessly scribing scrolls to the Layonarian Ale-houses. Today - still wanted by the Uncle - they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... Maybe you can hire the D Team !
If you are of a goodly disposition, can tolerably hold your drink, and have at least a passing appreciation for some of the arts - be pleased to look up the Dumas brothers. Most recently of Dalanthar and Center.