*Rumour has it that numerous notes have been passed around the poor quarters of Port Hempstead singling out beggars and under-privileged individuals, homeless people and the ailed. The note is apparently written with an elegant hand, red ink on tanned parchment. The note reads as follows.*
Good citizens of Hempstead,
I, Dr Vensk, am proud to proclaim that in the pursuit of medical breakthroughs and exciting new innovations will be offering my services for those seeking to make a small profit and assist in the evolution of science and general good will.
Those interested in making five true per consultation will assist me with testing various new herbal remedies and natural medicines.
The tests are quite safe and will assist with identifying common diseases among the local community and how exposure to foreign yet potential debilitating diseases can be avoided and in the direst circumstances, successfully treated.
I will herald my routine visits and should you see me, please do not waste the opportunity to make a contribution towards the general well being of the community.
Yours Sincerely
Dr A. Vensk