"Heard about it?"
"Cain't say as I has, Jorg."
"Says that fancy-pants lodge on the docks is holding another auction."
"So?"
"So, ladies only, heard."
"They's auctionin' off wimmin? I need me one! Loan me a fiver!"
"NO, you moron. Only women can bid."
"On what? They already done them costumes, an' the fancy clothes thing, I took a peek in there that night - ya shoulda seen 'em Jorg, two elfs all dressed up like hunnerd-gold hookers in red an' white, but they shore did look nice...where them wanderers git the money...bet there's a pile o' it in that place, hidden."
"Don't know, don't care, can't afford it if I could bid. Does make a man wonder, though, eh?"