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*placed in various markets seeking diamonds.
 
 
 Wanted Diamonds. Bonus for 10.
 
 Premium prices possibly paid
 however
 Lotsof lacklustre latency likely
 five for the price of 4, free holiday for 7 paid before last week, double that number subtract your birthday add the eldest of any three nephews and ..
 
 and the true price may be 1250 per diamond or 14999 for 10
 
 timewasters encouraged.
 
 contact the undersigned
 
 Lord Muckywaters
 
 //Liar Muck

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Beryl's blessings have helped me inthe past so that I was able to gather a few gems you are looking for. I have the ten quantity that you seek. Where can we meet?

-Kylie Copperstone

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Beryl eh. look I don't care about your private life just bring the sparklers along to center where I will be the halfling dressed in white!
 
 I

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Beryl eh. look I don't care about your private life just bring the sparklers along to center where I will be the halfling dressed in white!
 
 I will loiter about there at a time of your convenience.