Greetings to all who read this note!
My name, in the common tongue, is Therise Silverstar, and I seek to make a name as a crafter of fine musical instruments. Unfortunately, in order to do so, I will require a steady supply of wood - which, due to my lack of training with any such tools, I cannot cut myself. Thus this request.
I will provide twenty true per log of hickory, for those who simply wish coin, or I am amenable to a trade of goods or services; if you wish a song sung of your great deeds, whoever you are, I graduated among the top of my class from one of the finest bardic schools on Voltrex. I am certain I can do you justice.
If you seek me, I will doubtless be in and about Hempstead. I'm the fetching young elf who can't stop fceewa rhyming.
I look forward to meeting you, my unknown benefactor.
*signed*
Therise Silverstar
