*A note written neatly on the reverse side of a scroll of expeditious retreat. The ink, having soaked through the parchment, now obscures enough of the scroll's orginal text as to make it unusable. If sniffed or read by the near-sighted, the paper smells strongly of fish and one would suspect that the poster had used it to roll his supply of cooked fish prior to its use as a notice.*
The smashing good fellow, Pig, is looking for anyone that might be able to enchant his "smasher" with a coating of magical acid. If one is able to do such or has an emerald (so he stops bringing me other green "pretty" stones), do contact him. Having spoken with his banker, I can assure you he is able to pay no matter his claims of "Is lots!" and "Yous is robberings Pig!"
*signed* PiG
*The signature is scrawled in charcoal and is clearly of a different hand than the note's author.*
((I don't know how these things work, just know that I'd enjoy the extra punch.