Autograph available upon request

[Pseudonym]

*written in an obviously alcohol-induced scrawl*

Arkolio de'Averlain, the mighty arena champion ... he who laid low Celgar the Priest, most favoured of Lucinda ... he who humbled the Arch-Cleric in the duel of all duels ... he who claimed victory in the greatest battle ever witnessed in Velensk history will be signing autographs upon request. In the event of lengthy queues, your patience is appreciated.

[Tanman]

*Eghaas looks over at the note and smiles slyly* What has Ark got himself into now?! *And briskly walks away*

[Acacea]

While browsing the notices for something in particular, Acacea chokes on her own drink in a snicker and, after covering her face for a long moment of giggling, scrawls under it.

Just about every Lucindite the world over threw up a little in their mouths when this notice was written...

[kenty191]

*Karn walks in, noticing the note he seems to get very excited*
  Ooh Ooh! Can I 'ave an autograph of the famous cleric basher?
  An' ye should tell me the tale sometime, I can make sure more folk 'ear of yer victory!

[stormspirit]

*Eldárwen wanders by and spies the note, stopping with a giggle she adds*
  Ahh! You mean Celgar the potentiate. It seems leaving him in the halls of learning was a wise choice afterall.

[Falonthas]

:a paw print marks the bottom of the notice:
when the mighty one is sober  perhaps he would enojy a trip with nature in the arena

drogo

[J-ser]

Can I have your autograph when you win Drogo?
XiloWho.

[LynnJuniper]

*Rhynn walks in, reads this, and almost chokes on her grapejuice*

Oh..My...Gods...

I need an autograph

[Dezza]

*A towering human figure reads the notice and burst out into raucous laughter. He Takes a quill out of a gnome nearby penning some epitaph who objects loudly until a stern stare silences him. The man known only as Axeman awkwardly scribbles below Arkolio’s boast.*

You don’t forget that Axeman beat him too! And you don’t forget that Brisbane beat him too! And you don’t forget that Brisbane used big druid magic’s. And…..and…..don’t forget Axeman!