even Ed Greenwood can't beat that!
I just read "Elminster in Hell" by Greenwood and fell asleep 30 times per paragraph with all the fluffy "nobleman's drama" writing and 90% of the book was boring flashbacks back to times when he was not in hell. Seriously, don't bother with this book! All that happens is some demon tortures Elminster all day long as he has flashbacks about tea parties, and Kelbehn Blackstaff sits there not smiling and speaking monotonous, per usual. It's worse than Anne Rice victorian fluff! "and then the demon introduced Elminster to the duke of hell... but wait! that reminded him of another story, when the Lady Gestalson introduced him to her auntie Gertrude. Gertrude was a noble lady from the 5th house of the fourth district in the 7th year of.... blah blah blah" *insert 200 pages of filler to avoid writing about elminster in hell altogether*
I know school starts today...