Author Topic: Dwarvin Clerics unite (Read 126 times)

cptoad · « **on:** September 29, 2005, 05:24:00 pm »

all roight seems us clerics are allways gittin the short end of the stick 'ere!! Seems all the the other classes git a bit o'fancy thins ta be helpin' tham. Now Toime fer Us Dwarvin Clerics ta be standin our ground!!!
Time ta be demandin a fair shake 'ere!! We be askin, no demandin fer a breed of War pony. Not too tall ye knows, we be 'avin them short legs an all!! sumptin' ta be causin fear whan we be chargin in battle and all.
If we dun be gittin wha we be askin fer, be warned both Vorax and Doran be smitin ye buggers!!!

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Filatus · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2005, 06:57:00 pm »

lol, can't wait to see a short, fat, stubby dwarf on a pony. For roleplay purposes, how do you propose the dwarves get up the pony. I mean can you see them swinging their little legs over the pony's back?

freemen2 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2005, 08:36:00 pm »

Soapboxes? *whistles as he walks away*

aragwen · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2005, 12:26:00 am »

dwarvin clerics on ponies......no!!
how about we give them wild boars to ride....

Wintersheart · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2005, 12:30:00 am »

What two grumpy beasts in one?

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Harloff · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2005, 12:45:00 am »

What about a Dachshund, a dwarf should be able to get onto one of those if he is a good jumper.

But we could face the problem that both boars and dogs would refuse to run around with one of those stinking dwarfs, since they have so sensitive noses...

Harlas Ravelkione · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2005, 12:47:00 am »

A new special attack unit: "Dwarwen Giant Riders"

Harloff · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2005, 01:00:00 am »

What about allowing dwarfs to marry, then they could ride on the back of their wifes.

I can't imagine anything more frigthening than an angry dwarf and his wife...

FlameStrike · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2005, 01:09:00 am »

Mahogany Portable Ladders.

That's the solution for the dwarf who can't climb up his own mighty War Pony.

aragwen · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2005, 01:09:00 am »

a dwarf riding his wife......lol!!!
who to fear more the rider or the one being ridden?

Rasterick · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2005, 02:24:00 am »

Now Path is a fine one to be talking about soapboxes. *smirks*

ZeroVega · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:34:00 am »

Dwarven War Cows...?

freemen2 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:36:00 am »

I say Rasterick, I haven't a clue what you mean old chap :p

Dorganath · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:45:00 am »

The Chicken Riders of Vorax!!!

Wintersheart · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:51:00 am »

*grins*

Would those chickens be able to produce eggs, if so they would be the envy of half the wizard population.

*grins remembering when he met the chicken next to the scribing station*

freemen2 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:54:00 am »

Oh yeah I can see the attack scrip now.....Die ye curds! Cluck, cluck, cluckouuuuuuu!

Wintersheart · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2005, 06:00:00 am »

maybe feed them gobbos - would surely make the red ligth caves overrun with dwarves trying to make a buck from wizards

Edit: spelling

Rasterick · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:03:00 am »

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freemen2 - 9/30/2005 1:36 PM

I say Rasterick, I haven't a clue what you mean old chap :p

http://www.londontown.com/LondonInformation/Attraction/Speakers_Corner/4460/

Its a saying we have here in England. On Speakers Corner in Hyde Park in London, it is a common sight to see various people stood on soapboxes giving their opinion and views freely to the assembled masses. We often associate this activity with crazy eccentric people that wish to raise a point or issue. So when someone voices their opinion, views or belief; the saying is, 'They are on their soapbox again'. And seeing as you are generous with your opinion, I thought that the phrase suited you well. One often forgets that local or national sayings dont often translate well when used in a multi lingual context.

No offence intended. We wouldn't want you any other way mate.

Dorganath · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:12:00 am »

I think he was being sarcastic, Rasterick.

Rasterick · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:16:00 am »

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Dorganath - 9/30/2005 3:12 PM

I think he was being sarcastic, Rasterick.

Yeah, so was I..