Amulet of Goblin Appetite: Grants a +12 fort save vs. eating raw meat and anything particularly unsavory which would make most people lurch. Usable 3x/day ability where one can forage morsels from city trash bins. Made from hardened bat guano and toenails. Also turns bat guano, gloworms, dead fleas, giant heads, goblin ears and raksasha eyes into edible food items. Immunity to all stinking cloud effects, which instead make the character increasingly hungry.
The Rod of Salloran: A fishing rod which pulls stuck party members off of placetable objects and teleports them to the user with a range of 10 feet. Causes 1d4 hp of damage from the hook latching on.
Grovel Goggles: Automatically casts darkness on the user every time they are within visual range of Grovel doing the post-quest-happy-naked-gobbo dance. An emergency measure to send needles directly into the eyes if an anti-magic zone is in effect which prevents the darkness.
Farros' Bag of Biting Sarcasm: Constantly shoots out a sarcastic comment to the detriment of the party's morale every 2d6 rounds. Cannot be activated or deactivated, just continually mocks people of all faiths and creeds for their imperfect courses of action without offering a plausible alternative solution.
Cloak of Non-PVP: Makes the user appear "Impossible" to all others when they look at them, and turns all hostile players in the vicinity Azattan.
Eye for the Embarrasing Childhood Nickname: A Modified Eye for the Soul which peers into the targets past and divines the most embarrasing nickname their mother used to call them growing up 1x/day. Offers a +8 taunt skill for the remainder of the target's life if they fail a will save and cannot admit the cuteness of it to themselves.
Gloves of Obscene Gesture: +8 vs taunt checks and +1 to dodge in order to avoid being hit.
Periapt of Debauchery: 3x/day casts grease on the target and summons a succubus to wrestle.
