Mine are moreso for Fantasy, though you'll get most of them hopefully.
1) I can woo Hank Hill's mom with my miniatures collection.
2) Every time I see Kilgore throwing cards on the corpses in Full Metal Jacket, I duck in case he's casting a firestorm or rain of frogs.
3) Everybody wants me to run PnP because I have a piece for 90% of the Monstrous Manual denizens.
4) I pray each and every day for the Tyrannids to send me Warpstones so I can turn my 2 cats into 6' Skaven hunters.
5) Had a turkey vulture in my backyard that hangs around who I named "Tzeetch"
6) Every time Kor charges into battle, his battle cry is "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
7) I often get into debates as to which is stronger, a Hobgoblin's Back or a Klingon's Head ridges.
8.) had to fish a pewter spearhead our of the sole of my foot before...
9) Became an eptymologist just to come up with enough individual names for 800+ units
10) Always have superglue and a soldering iron handy... just in case
11) Confound theologians when I ask them to explain how Azazel came to join Slannesh
12) Keep wishing Secret of Nihmn had Plaguebearer monks and warpstone blunderbusses
13) Secretly suspect that Stalin mated with 5000 midgets after seeing the Chaos Dwarves
14) Every PnP goblin encounter has at least one gibbering hallucinagenic gobbo swinging around a ball & chain wildly
15) Started using scatter dice for seige weapons as well
16) Have had vivid dreams of playing the game against the forces of evil.
17) Am always careful to back away after killing a giant, still tottering on his feet
18) Snotling has become a new favorite slur
19) Treat all frogs I encounter like God-Kings, for fear they will call their big brother on a palenquin on me
20) Wish every day Layo had a lizardmen subrace with +4 vs Fear and Natural armor bonus
21) Most surface drow in my PnP campaigns are ruthless pirates
22) Petitioned the NFL to run a variant full-contact league complete with catapaults and
halberd phalanxes
23) Contemplated using said catapault with a pair of leather wings to visit relatives in Canada
24) Own over 4 tables worth of assorted model terrain
25) Want to move to Canada when I graduate because they seriously have a Games Workshop in every other shopping mall
