Memorable IRC quotes

[Witch Hunter]

Hehe we did this on another fourm I was on and it proved to be fun...
Post IRC quotes you think are funnyish
 
 

SillyCookie: witch stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Witch: Who me?
SillyCookie: yes you!
Witch: Couldn't be!
SillyCookie: then who?
Witch: Pibemanden stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Pibemanden: Who me?
Witch: Yes you!
Pibemanden: Couldn't be!
Witch: then who?
Pibemanden: SillyCookie stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
SillyCookie: who me?!
Pibemanden: Yes you!
SillyCookie: couldn't be!
Pibemanden: Then who?
SillyCookie: Shadowolf stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Shadowolf|Work: no, I ate the jar and the cookie : )
Shadowolf|Work: no evidence : )
Witch: ...
Pibemanden: ...
SillyCookie: ...

[Fatherchaos]

ROFLOL - I logged in at just the right time then ehhehe.

[LynnJuniper]

*points down to her signature*

Also:

[Witch Hunter]

hehe pretty much

[Witch Hunter]

DMOE: It's not hard to sex an adult rat

 
*giggles like a school girl*

[orth]

sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of

[Pseudonym]

sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of

I am guessing definition #6 isn't nearly as giggle-worthy as 1 through 5?

[Witch Hunter]

*sighs* had to go technical?
 

sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of

[hawklen]

I still giggle at whats in my sig. "IRC. Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents" Its an old classic.

[MJZ]

I always laugh when I see that, Hawklen. It's so ¤¤¤¤ true.

Edit: Er, why did that get bleeped out? Er... "It's so john-doodley-nails true."

[Marswipp]

PHP has word censors.

[hawklen]

PHP has word censors.

Does it align you to your deity? *wonders*

[MJZ]

Hahah! I wish it did.. (thinking of Xeen)

[Fatherchaos]

[18:14] * Witch shakes his fist at his fist
[18:14] * Shadowolf|Work shakes witch at his own shaking fists.
[18:14] * Witch falls apart
[18:14] * Pibemanden laughs

[MJZ]

Ok, so this was MSN, but still funny...

(Toffen is me, Volk is Witch)

Volkodlak  says:
Uh what's that lame thing in your avatar  
Toffen says:
it's QUEEN
 Volkodlak  says:
Wasn't Queen black?
 Volkodlak  says:
no wait
 Volkodlak  says:
that was prince
Toffen says:
um... hahah
Toffen says:
what's that lame thing in your avatar - oh wait, it's your FACE
Toffen says:
zing!
 Volkodlak  says:
Fine, insult me and my good looks.
Toffen says:
this is going on the "IRC convos" thread
 Volkodlak  says:
See if I care  
 Volkodlak  says:
but this is not IRC!
Toffen says:
w/e
 Volkodlak  says:
How could you ....
 Volkodlak  says:
Last christmas... I gave you my heart...
 Volkodlak  says:
The very next...day....
 Volkodlak  says:
you posted it on the IRC quotes thread...

[Witch Hunter]

... I protest! this is againts the rules of the thread!
 
 
 
 Here's a REAL quote...
 

Nibor21:  I use Nibor21 as a forum name and the completely different RDS-Nibor21 as my Bioware name. I don't like people being able to track me too easily

[MJZ]

I GREET U
IN THE NAME OF MYSTRA
hellos
I GREEET U
IN THE NAME OF MYSTRA
hellos
..goodbyes
Enough, I no longer have the time for the babbling of ignorant children!
* Witch casts magic missile on toffen
heheh
* MJZ attacks the darkness
* Witch lifts Toffen up by the throat and moves her towards his face, he grins under his helmet and says with a cold, deep voice...
LOL
* Witch then throws Toffen over the tower down into the cold stone floor of the grand city of LOLABEL
...
* MJZ Magus saves toffen
* Witch jumps off the tower, the impact with the ground causes a slight shake and those nearby lose balance
Who DARES defy DEMOCRATUS?
* Witch swings his two handed sword around, pulses of unimaginable power unleash towards your direction causing you to fall backwards
hahah stop it!!
DEMOCRATUS KILLS THOSE WHO ARE KILLABLE
* Witch charges forward at your direction, each step causing quakes. he roars as he reaches you.
* MJZ explodes
* Witch wails with victory cries
* MJZ fails fortitude save
* MJZ replodes
DEMOCRATUS IS VICTIORIOUS.

Witch makes you laff as often as he makes you tear out your three remaining hairs.

[ShiffDrgnhrt]

Wow.....

[Interia_Discordius]

**points to her signature**

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