One bright day in the middle of night,Two dead boys got up to have a fight,Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other.A deaf policeman heard the noise,And came to arrest the two dead boys.And if you don't believe my story is true,Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Now that was one I've never heard! Reminds me of the song Lamb Chop used to sing "This is the Song that Never Ends" Heard that one before?