Author Topic: Story Time! (Read 1373 times)

Harloff · « **Reply #80 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:29:00 am »

called "monkey see, monkey do" featuring Britney Spears as host, unfortunately the Bobby monkey refused to work under these conditions...

Meizter · « **Reply #81 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:40:00 am »

but he had signed the contract with secret ninja honour and cried out in despair as he realized that

Harloff · « **Reply #82 on:** November 08, 2005, 01:08:00 am »

Suddenly the monkey got an idea and called the emperor of Japan, "hello mister emperor of Japan man, will you please order me to commit harikiri?" he pleaded...

lonnarin · « **Reply #83 on:** November 08, 2005, 06:53:00 am »

The Emperor was at a loss for words, having left his druidic animal ear in his other inventory screen.

Niles09 · « **Reply #84 on:** November 08, 2005, 08:19:00 am »

so he just gave the monkey a GF-9000X.MEGA-BIT-NUCLEAR-Toaster with flying sheeps included and said, "merry christmas!"

Harloff · « **Reply #85 on:** November 08, 2005, 08:22:00 am »

Having an intelligence of 12 the bobby monkey decided to ask for a human ear, having been a human in his dreams for long...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #86 on:** November 08, 2005, 10:02:00 am »

time but he was refused as his character development thread wasn't good enough...

EventHorizon · « **Reply #87 on:** November 08, 2005, 03:37:00 pm »

even in his dreams. Deeply troubled bobby-monkey gazed at the many moons and stars shedding a tear as his eyes swepped across the welkin, if only...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #88 on:** November 08, 2005, 03:42:00 pm »

he had a brain..

EventHorizon · « **Reply #89 on:** November 08, 2005, 03:46:00 pm »

then maybe he wouldn't be sitting drooling on a rock trying to contemplate his cruel fate...

Harloff · « **Reply #90 on:** November 09, 2005, 05:58:00 am »

Then the bobby monkey got a new idea, perhaps some of the other monkeys in the show hadn't made a secret ninja oath, he set out to ask them one...

lonnarin · « **Reply #91 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:23:00 am »

to which Michealangelo replied, "Silly monkey, Ninjitsu is for turtles, dude!"

Harloff · « **Reply #92 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:28:00 am »

"AHA!!" The Bobby monkey said, he packed his things and went to Yale for 5 years to study "secret ninja codes" in order to see if they where legally binding for monkeys...

EventHorizon · « **Reply #93 on:** November 09, 2005, 09:18:00 am »

Unfortunately he ended up being sewed for his monkey manners, spending most of the five years trying to counter a nasty army of lawyers...

Red Monkey · « **Reply #94 on:** November 30, 2005, 05:45:00 pm »

In his despair he cried out for help and LO, from a cloud of smoke, came the King of Monkeys.
Looking over poor bobby, thin with stress and dishevelled from having no grooming partners, he rubbed his chin thoughtfully and spoke....
You make a very poor monkey, back to human for you....*poof*

Marswipp · « **Reply #95 on:** December 03, 2005, 02:47:00 pm »

Then Bobby thanked the monkey king as he slipped in some whey that was left over from the changing. Bobby then found himself back in his own time, and never knew that he now had the ability to fly...

NumberOneHoodlum · « **Reply #96 on:** December 09, 2005, 06:14:00 pm »

As well as x-ray vision, lazer eyes, super strength and an uncanny allergic reaction to cryptonite.

lonnarin · « **Reply #97 on:** December 09, 2005, 07:53:00 pm »

No, Bobby was a daredevel, jumping off of buildings and making craters into the pavement; all the while he thought that he was just really really lucky.

Harloff · « **Reply #98 on:** December 10, 2005, 10:34:00 am »

but these happy times would soon find an end...

lonnarin · « **Reply #99 on:** December 10, 2005, 09:04:00 pm »

For Bobby unwittingly did not look before he lept, and he dove into a dumptruck FULL of kryptonite!