Author Topic: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!! (Read 550 times)

Thunder Pants · « **on:** July 21, 2005, 12:42:00 am »

ok i'm putting together an angry mob to storm the movie studios and ask for Uwe Bolls head upon a stick, who's with me?

Vyris · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2005, 08:19:00 am »

Who is Uwe Boll, not that it matters, you had me at 'angry mob'. 'Head on a stick' is just a bonus for me!

Vyris

Thunder Pants · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2005, 02:49:00 pm »

he's the directer of House of the Dead, and Alone in the dark, and the upcomming Bloodrayne movie, and just signed Ray Liota to star as the lead bad guy in his movie Dungeon Siege

i'm convinced he's out to destroy both movies and video games here people, he must be stoped

serriously his 2 movies so far released are on the 100 worst movies ever made list......how the heck does he get a cast like this for Dungeon siege?

Ray Liota, Jason Statham, John Rhys-davies, Matthew Lillar, Burt Renolds, Ron Perlman, and Kristinna Loken, and thats only a starter......i swear this guy has sold his soul to the devil, it's the only thing that makes sense......

Vyris · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2005, 03:36:00 pm »

WOOT! I'll bring the stick!

Xerina · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2005, 03:58:00 pm »

YOu know their are websites dedicated to this very topic. Who keeps giving him money to make his horid movies? We should stop them too or they will give their money to the next bum with a camera.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2005, 02:06:00 am »

You think that is evil...
Tansformers the move (2007) http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16938,00.html?rsslatest

and Heman the move http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15068,00.html?newsrellink

ROT IN ____!!!!!1111111111111111bacon!

FlameStrike · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2005, 03:58:00 am »

Burt Reynolds? I hope he is one of the bad guys or something, and uses a mask... oh, and if possible, reduce his speeches significantly...

Now, Kristianna Loken is a very interesting actress, if you get my point.

General_Ski · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2005, 08:28:00 am »

Yeah, unless they make her a "bard" with a lot of Charisma. So monsters and male audiences alike drool over her? COME ON.
It's not going to be a good movie.

Vyris · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:25:00 am »

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General_Ski - 7/25/2005 9:28 AM

Yeah, unless they make her a "bard" with a lot of Charisma. So monsters and male audiences alike drool over her? COME ON.
It's not going to be a good movie.

Call me crazy... or married, or whatever, but I don't think she's that pretty...

I just watched the Bloodrayne trailers... I have to go claw my eyes out now...

Vyris

Jeff_K · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2005, 12:59:00 pm »

I have no idea what any of you are talking about, but if they make a Baldur's Gate movie, it darn well better be good!

Apparently that's all I know.

lonnarin · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2005, 03:09:00 pm »

I dunno, nothing can ever come close to the works of J. Schuemacher (sp?) and his wanton destruction of Batman, cinema and all art itself...

"Ooooh! Batman with rubber nipples! Randomly cast celebrities for sheer box office value! Teeeheee!!!"
*gives a high pitched giggle and skips around, throwing glitter on everything*

Eloyn · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:49:00 pm »

Someone say Bloodrayne??? Someone say killing the game??? He must go down!!

darkwulf365 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2005, 08:25:00 pm »

Bloodrayne the movie??!?...*cleans glasses off and reareads the thread*

Dungeon Siege...movie?!?!...*takes a big gulp of mountain dew before rereading the thread*

*throws up his hands in disgust muttering nasty things of video games made into movies and the falacy that was the Dungeons & Dragons movie, presses submit, turns off his monitor and goes to bed*

twidget658 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:43:00 pm »

Well, Vyris, I just checked a couple of sites, because I didn't know who she was either, for Kristianna Loken. Maybe it is the camera or something, but she is a very nice looking girl.

So with that said, you're crazy...or married.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2005, 11:25:00 pm »

NEXT LAYONARA THE MOVIE!!!

*Laughs like a mad man till a vien pops and passes out*

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2005, 11:27:00 pm »

opening scene You see the hobbits from LOTR and then L him self rides over them with with a horse. He then tell the audance about the history of Layo and poof Camrea pans out and you see Hlint under seage with Ozy Flitting on the women.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2005, 11:28:00 pm »

Take that you baggens!

Fista · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2005, 01:50:00 pm »

Laughing my ass off about this topic. especially the last two posts. Never played bloodrayne or dungeon siege so dunno what to say.

General_Ski · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2005, 02:01:00 pm »

Umm role players(actors) role playing a role playing game. Err adventure... Ermm this is gonna suck. WHy don't they just make a fantasy movie period and leave RP out of it?

Eight-Bit · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2005, 02:07:00 pm »

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Fista - 7/28/2005 4:50 PM

Laughing my ass off about this topic. especially the last two posts. Never played bloodrayne or dungeon siege so dunno what to say.

They were dumb video games and they're going to make movies that are SO bad, they're good.