*write under it*
Sorry lass, I ate mah bird. If ye readin this board though, drop by 128 Leringard soomtime and I got some of those pelts ye be wanting. No need ter pay meh neither, been saving em up fer the sole purpose them silly bears one day beh used fer ah craft, proper. And if ye lookin fer more fer training with, ah kin take ye with meh next time I be mining.
-Bjornigar Ironguts, Defender of Dorand
*you wonder why the dwarf sees fit to write in an accent*