Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?

[Honora]

I just had to fill this out since I'm female and all.  It's not JUST men!

[ ] 40(+) years old.        
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[X] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[X] Comic Books; NOT Manga   Cerebus the Aarvark, anyone?
--[X] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.  
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.    3rd Ed.  Sold all my original books in college...//sob...
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


Okay, so I'm not that bad.  I hope.

~Honora

[Niles09]

I just gonna ask: do you mean its ok to be a manga nerd and not a comic nerd?!

[lonnarin]

"NOT MANGA!"

pffft!  There's no other comic artform MORE nerd infested!

[Niles09]

Ugh! indeed. Sadly it have been taken as modern-pop-comic/Im-a-cool-manga-fan here in Denmark *sighs* so its all over. Takes away the imagination. "Thou Never Shall I Bow To The Cursed Forces Of Manga!" I would say!

[Niles09]

[ ] 40(+) years old.

• Living with his mother.

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).

• Never been laid in his life.

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks. (Though I wish I had more than I have)
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet. (heh heh Im only 17 )
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

Wuhuu!

[Nyralotep]

[X] 40(+) years old.   [ ] Living with his mother.   [X] Balding.   [X] Overweight.   [ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.   [ ] Trekkie.   [X] Comic Nerd.   [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)   [ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).   [ ] Never been laid in his life.   [ ] Has a porn collection.   [ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.   [ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.   Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":   -[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga   --[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.   -[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.   -[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.   -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.   -[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.   -[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.   [ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.   [ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.   [ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.   [ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.   [ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.   [ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.   [ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.   [ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.   [ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.   [ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.   [ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.   [ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."   [ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.         [ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.
 
  Now if you would have asked me this 20 years ago, well I would have scored much higher but being married with kids changes lot in your life.

[Warrior_Erik]

[ ] 40(+) years old.

• Living with his mother.(only 16 years old)

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).

• Never been laid in his life.(have had a lot of girlfriends though.)

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-

• Comic Books; NOT Manga ( I do have a binder full of comics that I haven't read in over 2 years)

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

[Eight-Bit]

The, are you Eight-Bit test?

• Are you exactly 20 years old?
• Do you believe you have a sense of wit, but are really just so ridiculous that they're not really laughting with you?
  
• Do you have the inability to remain interested in playing a male character, so you go out in desperation to prove to yourself you're perfectly straight by finding the most psychotic woman possible, ruin your life for untold months, then drive yourself deeper into debt?
• Do you work an impossibly stupid third shift job where the only true phrase ever uttered, other than of course a line of explicit language is "Wanna go break pallets on the dock?"
• Have you taken atleast three five month breaks in the past three and a half years from Layonara?
• Have you been on the GM team atleast 2 times, and had to leave because of said break, only to realise that you're a total idiot and shouldn't have left in the first place?
• Do you hate it when there's a Cleric or Bard around who keeps buffing your character, just because you know they'll never be this powerful on their own?
• Can you divide the total amount of your combined character's Constitution scores by the total number of characters, and still get ten?
• Can you understand the above statement?
• Did you just give up on quitting smoking because you found an ancient pack of cigarettes crammed between your bed and the wall of your room while searching despertly for the remote because you refuse to use the buttons on the TV out of spite, because the remote is a device that is to make life easier, before giving up, sparking a smoke, and just enduring the TV guide channel because you were too lazy and stupid to turn your head and look at the alarm clock, the clock on your desktop, your cellphone, the watch on your desk, or the clock on your cordless phone?
• Did you accidently leave your window fan on the heater because the New England weather can't decide between comfortable and bitterly cold, only to have half of it melt off and fill your room with a acrid stench that can only be described as charred GI-Joes?
• Do you have a terrible diet yet never seem to gain any weight, and on a daily basis claim that you're going to improve it after this 2 liter bottle of coke and this last box of hot pockets?
• Are you depressing yourself by making the dumbest possible survey/quiz/am I 8bit dealie ever and decided that you're going to bed so you can wake up in 7 hours to go back to work?

Man I'm glad my self-esteem and ego are so inflated they pose the danger of falling over and pinning me to the floor. Mm hmm.


And now for the real-fake test thing..

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-

• Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks. -- Only because they're the best thing ever. All hail the Time Bandits.

[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

• Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. -- One day they'll take me back home, and the world will be a better place.

[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

Atleast I passed one of them. Mm hmm.

[Nyralotep]

 
  I've missed you 8bit!

[blinds21]

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.

• Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.

[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[xxx] Has a porn collection.
[xxxxxx] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[xxxxxx] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.

• Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.

[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

• Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
• Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

[xxx] Is working on the whole Force thing. (Jedis Kick A(you know the rest)

• Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.

[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

• ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world. You D*mn right I am!

How many X's do I need to be supreme loser? cause my porn collection is pretty massive.

[xXDenizeNXx]

Stephen_Zuckerman - 12/3/2005  6:46 AM

Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.


To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.

• Balding.
• Overweight.(hey! took alot of money to build this body!)
• Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.(got me a sugar momma)
• Trekkie.

[ ] Comic Nerd.

• Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)

[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).

• Never been laid in his life. (would have to be a pretty big chicken!)

[ ] Never been laid in his life (okay got two kids better tell the truth :P)

• Has a porn collection.

[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-

• Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-

• Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
• Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
• Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.

[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.

• ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
• Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.

[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.(lol I have had all three of thse hair styles but not for more then twenty yrs. Should of added the smother!! LOL)

• Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

• Is working on the whole Force thing.( Ihate finding remote controls )

[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.

• Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (that bugger that orders what we haven't got or couldn';t be bothered getting)
• Has applied for more than half of these items.
• ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

QUOTE]
Woohoo I'm well on my way!!

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

The NOT MANGA part was because manga is part of the Otaku Ka? meme.

[darkstorme]

And it gets revivified!

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
[X] Comic Book Memorabilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks
[ ] Star Trek Memorabilia
[X] Star Wars Memorabilia.
[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

Kinda fun, but I didn't score too high.  I don't know whether to be disappointed or elated.

[stragen]

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[XXX] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. [Yellow] B.A. (Compter Systems) M.E (Electronic Systems) part-time PhD (Computer Science) [/Yellow]
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.
[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

 I'll be totally useless once I have that PhD. A total of 5 with my bonus points! Booo-yah!

[Thunder Pants]

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.  (woot just got a job so it doesn't apply)
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s)
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks. (not all of them are Scifi, but i love B movies)
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."   (to be fair though the Manager of Games Workshop was a friend of my brothers before he even started working there, in fact me and my brother were the ones that got him interested in the game.....but yes he knows me on a first name basis)
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[XXX] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Man. I can't believe I'm the most pathetic among you so far. *Sniffles.*

Though I do need to make that Otaku Ka meme...

[Niles09]

what is Otaku Ka Meme?

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Okatu Ka? means, more or less, Are you a fanatic? in japanese.

Loosely translated, it means "Are you an anime fan?"

[lonnarin]

Stephen_Zuckerman - 12/2/2005  12:46 PM


[X] Overweight.
[X] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (student should count)
[X] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
pwns...
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[X] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[X] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[X] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[X] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. (even writing the novel based on it!)
[X] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (not so much anymore)

and here are some to add to the test...

[X] Is currently in an electro-industrial band that reminds people of Kraftwerk or Laibach.
[X] Cried the day Hercules and Xena were taken off the air. (at LEAST show 5-week Sci-Fi channel, COME ON!!! like I need to see made-for-tv ripoffs of current blockbuster hits every weekend... ie: "Sci-Fi Originals!")
[X] Sits on reference sites like Wikipedia for hours/day for personal enjoyment.
[X] Can name more than 50 naturally occurring elements by symbol alone
[X] Has corrected a teacher so often that when they flipped out and yelled "DO YOU WANT TO TEACH THE CLASS?!" has actually got up out of the seat and... taught the class (my 10th grade english teacher hadn't even READ Dante's Inferno and was trying to teach it directly from cliff's notes alone...  told the dept. head and I taught for 2 weeks instead of her, at 15)
[X] Tries at all times to speak with scientific neutrality with no indication of bias towards unmeasured variables, with impeccable tense-continuity and without engendered pronouns & contractions.
[X] Knows the scientific method by heart and applies it to daily lifetime occurances.
[X] Has ever walked away from a date with a smoking hot body, incapable of ignoring the fact that she was a mental midget who caused his soul pain whenever she spoke...
[X] ...and she was ready for action that night.
[X] Has ever been trusted enough to be given a key to the chemical cabinet/dissection freezers by a teacher for 'personal study'.
[X]Winds up being the undisputed leader in over 90% of group projects.
[X] Not only obsesses about science fiction like Star Trek but can explain the theories & laws in physics that allow for their technologies' operation.
[X] Has ever attempted construction of a HERF gun to install into his own car. (high energy radio frequency)
[X] Has ever cut something with a laser.
[X] Has ever cut someONE with a laser.
[X] Frightens people by accessing their cell-phone's hidden service menu that shows the triangulated coordinates of every customer and relays them back to the communications network for the government's uncostitutional use.
[X] ... and has altered his own phone's GPS chip's data to always calculate and report that he is 20 miles northwest of where he really is, just in case they're looking for him...

[Flaron1990]

[ ] 40(+) years old.

• Living with his mother. (I'm in high school)

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.

• Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (I'm in High school, but am looking for job)
• Trekkie.

[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) (Plehhh... Star Wars Uky)

• Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). (I've made many of my own)
• Never been laid in his life. (heh.. I'm only 15).

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
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• Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.

• Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. (GO SAVING THROWS!!!)

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.

• Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. (Learned how when I was 12 ALRIGHT!!!)
• Is working on the whole Force thing. (I'll occasionaly join my Jedi Friends, even though Star Wars Sucks)
• Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night. (Does playing a video game count? KINGDOM HEARTS!!!)

[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (I would if I could, but the closest store is a 20 min drive away, and there is no public transit)
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I got 10... not bad. Would be more if I liked Star Wars though... mehh...