Author Topic: Arkolio's guide to wooing the women PCs of Layo (Read 1495 times)

Pseudonym · « **on:** October 09, 2006, 10:33:49 pm »

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.

3. Send her a LORE bird her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

4. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement.

5. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for wussies.

6. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes ... and then turn back to the conversation at hand. Girls love competition.

7. Introduce her to your PC friends as "what’s-her-name". Women love those special nicknames.

8. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is when you pass the badgers near Hlint. Kick them. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

9. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for far more important things. Like looting.

10. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

11. Take her out to dinner at the Wild Surge or the Leilon Arms. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Girls love a guy that speak for her.

12. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps me happy. And my happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

// I don't understand where he's going wrong? Any other tips?

LordCove · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2006, 05:08:10 pm »

Lol

I think you've covered all the basics there. I can't see what youre doing wrong.

Probably just a lot of guys role-playing gals and they haven't fathomed how a Real Girl thinks yet.

*quickly logs off, hoping someone posts in a different subject before any of the girls see*

J-ser · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2006, 05:41:40 pm »

I knew I was doing something wrong, thank you for the guide Pseudonym. Now I will be irisistable.

LynnJuniper · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2006, 06:24:53 pm »

This is why Rhynn's first relationship failed (in her mind)

....or it could've had something to due with that whole affair

*walks off laughing*

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2006, 07:25:21 pm »

Totally. xD Then again, that's what generally happens with Ilsaran Bards.

An amusing list.

Pseudonym · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2006, 10:30:38 pm »

I thought of another;

#13. If you're having a conversation, say, at the Hlint benches, and she wants to join in, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

LynnJuniper · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2006, 10:46:33 pm »

And That's Why anything with Kiva wouldnt've worked

*cackles all amused like*

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2006, 03:09:43 am »

14. Give her stuff. Lots of stuff. Doesn't matter what it is, even if she doesn't have any use for it. It's the thought that counts, even when you're giving her seven boxes of assorted spell components and half-finished CNR.

Harlas Ravelkione · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2006, 03:51:46 am »

... like looting

DMOE · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2006, 04:29:13 am »

I think I have no 14

14. Make your girlfriend travel with people who don't like her and then tell her she needs to make more of an effort to be nice to them.

LynnJuniper · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2006, 05:26:32 am »

*looks up to DMOE's* Oh my god Yes.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:49:48 am »

15. when courting a woman of the arcane persuasion, bat guano is a great way to unleash the fireballs of her heart

Weeblie · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:53:56 am »

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Pseudonym - 10/10/2006 7:33 AM

// I don't understand where he's going wrong? Any other tips?

You forgot to cast the Dominate Person spell first...

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:29:08 am »

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Wraithdur - 10/11/2006 11:49 AM

15. when courting a woman of the arcane persuasion, bat guano is a great way to unleash the fireballs of her heart

... I can just see getting a full box of bat guano, giving it to her... And then finding out she took Eschew Materials at level 3. xD

Leanthar · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:33:41 am »

*smiles* Good stuff!

Bogorius · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2006, 02:17:18 pm »

*shakes his head* haha there's no way any of these would apply to Mila. She obeys her own special laws.

Fatherchaos · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2006, 03:05:59 pm »

16. For your first date, take a romp through Ribcage, Curst, Asylum and finally take a relaxing swim in the Styx. Make certain your date is the one who has to pay Charon.

Pseudonym · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:23:24 pm »

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DMOE - 10/11/2006 9:29 PM I think I have no 14
14. Make your girlfriend travel with people who don't like her and then tell her she needs to make more of an effort to be nice to them.

*giggles* I thought Muireann found that cute!!?! Isn't that covered by rule #4? Number ... what were we up to? #17. If you care about her never EVER tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. #18. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. She should find this pretty funny.

DMOE · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:37:02 pm »

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Pseudonym - 10/12/2006 6:23 AM
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DMOE - 10/11/2006 9:29 PM I think I have no 14
14. Make your girlfriend travel with people who don't like her and then tell her she needs to make more of an effort to be nice to them.

*giggles* I thought Muireann found that cute!!?! Isn't that covered by rule #4?

Not quite completely covered by #4
Yes....she found it so cute....She's with someone else now

Pseudonym · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:38:40 pm »

Thought of another!

#19. If attempting to woo an elven lass where 'common' is not her first language, avoid sentences like this...

I wound the bandage around her wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
I could lead if I would get the lead out.
I decided to desert my dessert in the Blood desert.
Since there is no time like the present, I thought it was time to present the present.
When I shot an arrow, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
I was too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a rat sewer.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject my lady subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate that I wish to be intimate?