Author Topic: magical items: what is yours? (Read 685 times)

Wraithdur · « **on:** September 04, 2006, 02:44:41 pm »

which magical items do you have in RL? i posses many, one is the [SIZE=24]AMULET OF CURED MEATS[/SIZE], it allows me to construc a shield of cured meats around myself (similar to barkskin). it has proved usefull in many circumstances (except the time i was attacked by rabid dogs *shudder*) :p

crazedgoblin · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:00:29 pm »

i have the amulet of bad Karma +2 myself, its a quest item and i cannot get rid of it

Eorendil · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:14:08 pm »

The doorway of forgetfulness (DC:40). You walk through that door and instantly forget whatever it was you came in for.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:50:28 pm »

Marker of Permanence. Named "Sharpie," this strange pen JUST WON'T WASH OFF.

Marswipp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:34:36 pm »

What about a "+3 CPU of Gaming"? 'cause that's one of the things I have.

darkstorme · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2006, 06:05:59 pm »

I've got a variant on Gnomish Lenses. They save me from having to take the -20 to Spot and -4 to DEX checks that results from the curse known as Enhanced Myopia.

Jonzer Hexblade · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2006, 09:14:18 pm »

My personal favorite is my long time buddy. A +5 Ring of protection from learning lessons. Guarenteed to let that lesson go in one ear and out the other. (Elrend died about 5 times in the last 3 days before he perm'd =D Just kept convincing myself things would go better next time)

Xandor Loriland · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2006, 09:26:04 pm »

I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.

darkstorme · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2006, 10:07:19 pm »

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Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006 12:26 AM

I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.

Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words. "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.

silverdraco · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2006, 12:56:12 am »

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Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006 12:26 AM I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.
Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words. "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.

What?? You have to use those things to get knowledge? I thought you have to use those things to play games. That’s what I do, together with friend I haven't seen and probably never will. I play games like roll dice and play to be someone your not it also has moving vehicle and whole armies to play with. It has great games and I like it allot.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2006, 06:39:30 am »

Rune stone of Machine spirits. Summons up the machine spirt that lurks within a metal box that sits on my floor and work in conjuction to the windows of the machine.

Work shirt of job pro: +10 will checks VS leaving job rolls

Work boots: +3 Ac to any toe related attacks

New yorker of Chrisler: increase movement 1-120 MPH Must have Keys of car inorder to be used

Keys of car: Once in a great while they will cast invisiblity on them selves and be lost to owner for 1D4 hours.

Gameboy of nintendo: +10 will checks Vs bordem rolls

LynnJuniper · « **Reply #11 on:** September 06, 2006, 08:53:32 am »

Starbucks' Epic Potion of Awakening -- Nuff said...

steverimmer · « **Reply #12 on:** September 06, 2006, 10:20:07 am »

I have a +10 T Shirt of Body Odour...great for creating space on a crowded bus or train

Honora · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2006, 12:17:28 pm »

Amulet of Toddler Attraction.

I sit down at the computer to do a) work b) research c) Writing Team stuff d) NWN e) nothing at all, and the amulet glows slightly and instantly a 19 month old boy comes over wanting milk, cookie, book, ball, play, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need a wife.

Marswipp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:18:37 pm »

What about an EMW Reciever 100Hz+?

Wraithdur · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:38:11 pm »

i once owned the boots of cured meats, but i traded them in because they were squelchy.
so now i use the ring of plot holes, while i wear it i can see plot holes in any film within a range of 100'

Marswipp · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:40:21 pm »

I have "EM Pressure Machines +30"

J-ser · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:46:34 pm »

I've got an epic chair of holding. The second you touch it, you can't walk for 1D8 + 2 hours. To prevent boredom, I leave it right in front of the computer.

Guardian 452 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:50:00 pm »

Ring of Negativity.

No matter what I can come up with a negative spin to just about any situation. Not always a bad thing though.... but still.

My wife calls me Mr. Negative most of the time.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2006, 02:57:02 pm »

Mousepad of Right Clicking - This sprayed-on polymer, on the surface of my Desk of Holding, has a 95% chance to prevent mis-clicks, reducing thier occurance to once every three years.