Author Topic: Main reason you should never LARP (Read 524 times)

lunchboxkilla · « **on:** April 01, 2005, 05:27:00 pm »

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Shmoo6-mpg

Nuff said

LIGHTING BOLT!

Vyris · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2005, 06:17:00 pm »

that was disturbingly geeky...

LIGHTNING BOLT!

hehe thier parents must be so proud.
Vyris

orth · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2005, 06:21:00 pm »

You have something against geeks?

FlameStrike · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2005, 07:01:00 pm »

LOL! LIGHTNING BOLT SPAMM! (i wonder if the were playing with Full PvP off...). ^_^

Marius Falconhand · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2005, 09:06:00 am »

*Stands in awe* That would be so much funnier if it wasn't true. *Mouth hang wide open*

LIGHTNING BOLT!

Doc-Holiday · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2005, 09:12:00 am »

After about a game or two of that... way to geeky for my blood... hmm, I shouldn't admit to that kind of stuff

Murgleys · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2005, 05:53:00 pm »

At least they're trying. Perhaps they should drink more beer before doing it...

cappyra · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2005, 06:06:00 am »

HEY! Where did you get footage of my family reunion? LOL JK

cappyra · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2005, 06:07:00 am »

Oh I forgot...

LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

blonde · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2005, 06:16:00 am »

I bet Orth could script that dude for Layonara, goes something like this:

While (still nerds left in wood) {
LIGHTNING BOLT!
}

steverimmer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2005, 09:36:00 am »

Hehe...one of my favorite authors (Mary Gentle) admits that she's heavily into this, as well as conventional PnP

lonnarin · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2005, 10:00:00 am »

This would make an excellent scene for a slasher film. Jason emerges from the woods and they all think he's just another NPC... heheheh

Murgleys · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2005, 10:08:00 pm »

LMAO... Good one, lon.
LIGHTNING BOLT!

Vyris · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2005, 11:39:00 pm »

Nah... Jason only came around when there were teenagers engaged in... well intimate stuff... and... Those guys got nothing to worry about there... even with +3 boxers of charisma...

LIGHTNING BOLT!

Vyris

Talan Va'lash · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2005, 11:34:00 pm »

.... how do they know how much damage the LIGHTNING BOLTs do? I mena... 6d6... hrmmm

Edit: and if this could possible get even odder... the url at the bottom of the move is a porn site...

Doc-Holiday · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2005, 11:14:00 pm »

actualy the lightning bolt is instant kill so is fireball (fireball sets fire to the ground it sits on so even though its not in the air its still active.. if you step on it you die)... Paladins (the guy hes spamming) are immune to lightning bolt... sad really ... magic ball is considered a magic throwing weapon and will bypass armor but must still take out life points (paladins have many wizards have one) Plus I think the Paladin or black guard (same immunity) is enchanted.. so.. magic is worthless... now if he was a barbarian in rage mode.. one magic ball will kill him no matter where it hits him... Barbarians in rage mode must attack anything enemy they see... except mages... they can back away ... but not turn their backs.. if a mage starts to cast... they can run... and please... never ... ever.. ask me why I know this...

Gulnyr · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2005, 11:29:00 pm »

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I'm trying so very hard not to ask how you know this...

« **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:56:00 pm »

[throws a fluffy plastic stick at Gulnyr]
LIGHTNING BOLT!

There you go Doc; I got your back.

lonnarin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2005, 12:15:00 pm »

ah man, I just took a 2 hour nap and a bunch of LARP people tried to get me to play in my dreamworld. Even there I have the power to point at them, laugh, and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

Now that's lucid mocking!

jjkolb · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:45:00 pm »

It might be sad if it wasn't so darn funny. How many "LIGHTNING BOLT!" spells did the dude memorize? And how is it that he can cast them so quickly?

Oh, and always remember to pick up your "LIGHTNING BOLTs!" when you're done with them.