Author Topic: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession (Read 813 times)

Stranzini · « **on:** February 15, 2006, 05:00:07 am »

Sen Stranzini has left a neatly written note with the pawn shop owner in Fort velensk

"To whomever is the owner of the animals here, I'm very sorry.

I was feeding your chickens to get some eggs - they're very hungry by the way, I think you should feed them more often - and when I didn't have any more corn left they all thronged around me and I couldn't get away at all. They wouldn't let me move away in any direction, I tried and tried to get away.

So - I taunted them, just a few choice words about their chickenhood. I didn't know they speak common, I guess, I really didn't expect what happened then. They became very angry and attacked me and your cow came running and attacked me as well. I ran away - ask Mr Pawn Shop man, he saw the whole thing - but they came after me, even out the city gate, pecking and goring and goring and pecking and well, I can't run faster than your chickens and cows so I really had no choice but to kill them all.

I killed them all. I left the meat with mr Pawn Shop man, I hope you can at least get the use of that. I'm very sorry about what happened, I just didn't know they would do that!

I will make restitution to you if you seek me out in Hlint. And when you get new ones, I promise I won't taunt them any more. In fact, I'm not sure I'll feed them anymore so maybe you better look into that next time."

//ooc - so there are no more chickens and one less cow at Fort Velensk - GM do they respawn automatically at next reset or do you need to take care of something?

miltonyorkcastle · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:14:38 am »

//// *snickers, then busts into a full laugh*

Rasterick · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2006, 07:10:23 am »

'Sen the Chicken Killer', that will be a hard name to shake off.

KageKeeper · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2006, 07:20:23 am »

//*lfalls out of chair laughing*

Leanthar · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2006, 08:20:51 am »

//Thanks for letting us know! Good job.

They will come back on the next server reboot.

freemen2 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2006, 08:57:38 am »

//ROFL

jjkolb · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:06:18 am »

//*laughs--a lot.* Oh, the imagery this conjures!
I never knew cows were so loyal to chickens.

Niles09 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:08:56 am »

heh heh once another player asked me to move them with animal Empathy cause he would have the corn, I didnt have the skill though, so I tried to see what taunt did....

ThrainSil · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:28:46 am »

LoL. I got surrounded once by the evil chcickens of Fort Velensk. I think I logged out then back in and was moved or started a fire.

Crunch · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:48:25 am »

Can't say they didn't have it coming. I think everyone who has ever fed the chickens has harbored certain longings for roast chicken. It's the clucking I think....

Esi

Nyralotep · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:54:02 am »

//rotfl.....a good post to wake up to.

NEXUS7 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2006, 10:09:56 am »

very very funny I wish so much i could have been there to see
"When CHIKENS GO BAD"

xXDenizeNXx · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2006, 01:47:15 pm »

// RofL if it wasn't funny enough about the chickens but the valiant Cows rushing to there rescue has me laughing my butt off!
My Q is to big L, Is this noble deed enough to shift the Cows alignment from nuetral to NG?
RofL

DarkMerc_1017 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2006, 02:51:18 pm »

//LOL thats realy funny
----
IN TIME THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER
"a hero is no braver then an ordinary man he is just brave 5 minutes longer"
"courage is fear holding on a minute longer"
"he who fears being conqured is sure of defeat"

FlameStrike · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:49:28 pm »

// LOL now people will fear the berserker chickens at Fort Velensk.

Vilanos · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2006, 12:28:05 am »

//LOL...... Chickens lurking to ambush adventurers to take their gold and become a force to be reckoned with in Fort Velensk. They have made a pagt with the cows ...so beware.

Pen N Popper · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:15:39 am »

((OOC
An epic tale worthy of note in the lore of the land.

lonnarin · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2007, 11:56:41 am »

*posts a note below his*

This has happened to me as well! While it should be rare that such creatures have turned to violence, it's been happening all too often in these lands. I suspect that they are either being trained for violence in some sort of illegal cockfighting ring, or perhaps that a misguided follower of the Dark Treefather is bidding them to revolt. There was also the instance many years ago of the elven ranger who led the livestock to march upon the courthous of Hlint in protest, trying to gain equal rights as humanoids under the law; though that was a peaceful protest. None of the above would suprise me. The important thing is that ye are safe and that even though this was clearly an act of elf-defense, that you came forward and informed the farmer so that he would not blame an innocent bystander needlessly. Many thanks for your courage.

-Farros Galdor

LynnJuniper · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:04:44 pm »

//This is almost as bad as the time I accidentally killed the town crier out of annoyance.

Faldred · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:39:38 pm »

Oh... I needed that today!!!

And yes, I've felt like going on a feathery rampage once or twice myself, when surrounded by the little beggars. Just never had the nerve to make chicken fricassee.