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Alatriel
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Parental Quote of the Day
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June 04, 2010, 09:09:19 pm »
All of us who are parents have of course found ourselves saying things that we cannot possibly imagine having just come out of our mouths. Soo..... What was the funny thing you found yourself forced to say to your child today?
Mine?
[SIZE=16]"No, son, that is a potty, not a hat. Get it off your head, please."[/SIZE]
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Re: Parental Quote of the Day
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June 04, 2010, 11:30:51 pm »
"No, son, that is a hat, not a potty. Don't wee in it, please."
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Re: Parental Quote of the Day
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June 05, 2010, 01:55:28 am »
Not as a parent, but as an occasional caretaker of young children...
"Because I said so."
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Darkness shall consume all...
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June 05, 2010, 02:25:57 am »
Quote from: ycleption
Not as a parent, but as an occasional caretaker of young children...
"Because I said so."
But why?
Because...
Because why?
Because I said so...
Why did you say so?
Because I'm the dad...
etc. etc. etc....
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June 05, 2010, 04:05:55 am »
I dont care who started it.... im ending it.
Ask your mother... *child goes to ask mother*... Ask your Father.
We brought you into this world... and we can take you out of it!
Try it, You might like it.
*after the child goes in and out the door a few dozen times* In or Out!!!
*after child leaves door open* We're you born in a barn? Shut the door!
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June 05, 2010, 08:53:13 am »
Said to my daughter at breakfast time today
"Stop!! Wait!! NO!!!!!..... oh, too late"
So bath time followed breakfast.
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June 05, 2010, 10:19:03 am »
Ok the others weren't all in one day just some of the memorable ones used on me when I was a kid or I have used now with my kids.
But this morning was...
*loud crash in the living room* I dont know what that was but clean it up please!
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June 05, 2010, 01:29:37 pm »
*as wee one waevs screwdriver around nice leather couch, everything goes matrix xlow mo, and dives for the slowly descending point into couch*
N-O-O-O-O-O-o-o-o-oooo....
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June 05, 2010, 06:37:45 pm »
"Where are your pants? Didn't you just have pants on a minute ago?"
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June 06, 2010, 02:17:33 am »
Is it weird that these quotes make me want to have kids more?
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Alatriel
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June 06, 2010, 11:05:40 am »
"No! Do NOT sit on your brother's head I don't CARE if he likes it or not!"
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Alatriel
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June 06, 2010, 03:36:54 pm »
Me, distractedly: "Trey the ball goes in the bathroom... I mean... the closet. Put the ball in the closet."
Son: "Ha ha Mommy, you thought the ball was a toothbrush!"
(yes, apparently today will be one of those days where there is more than one...)
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Alatriel
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June 07, 2010, 06:23:17 pm »
2 yr old: "Eat... me! Eat... me!"
Mommy: "AJ... stop telling the ants to eat you."
*later at dinner*
4.5 yr old: "Mommy, I had a bad dragon dream last night. Why did you tell me to go back and have more dreams about that dragon? It was a bad dragon dream."
Mommy: "Because I told you to dream about defeating it..."
4.5 yr old: "But I didn't have any food in my hand...."
Mommy: "No... not FEEDING the dragon... DEFEATing the dragon...."
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June 07, 2010, 06:31:38 pm »
Mom: Look hon, this Macbook Pro has twice the RAM and a better video card for only 300 dollars more...
18-year-old daughter: Ooooh, but I want the white one mommy! It's so pretty!
Mom: *facepalms and whispers to me quietly* I'm sorry dear...
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Alatriel
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June 12, 2010, 06:00:36 pm »
I DON'T want you to stick an EYEBALL on the wall!
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June 13, 2010, 01:48:33 am »
"Mommy's penis a-hiding."
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June 14, 2010, 04:16:54 am »
Pseudo (just returned from work) - "Did you miss Daddy?"
Pseudo's 4 yr old daughter - "No, I forgotted about you."
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June 14, 2010, 10:00:32 am »
Hahaha! That was priceless!
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June 14, 2010, 07:10:10 pm »
"Yes I am a poo poo head but you still have to put on your jammies"
"is there a cat in that draw?"
"What did you just say?"
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Alatriel
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Re: Parental Quote of the Day
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June 14, 2010, 07:21:16 pm »
"why?"
"because I said so."
"but why?"
"because."
"why?"
PLEASE! For my SANITY! Stop asking me why!
"why?"
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