There are indeed dark elven arcane archers, and they are bad to the bone.
Though if you ask either gender of dark elf, they will attest that their own gender is stronger, faster, smarter and better smelling than the other.
Crossbows tend to be crude, unwieldy and cumbersome things, not fit for the children of the dark and their.... finesse Their opinion is that any idiot (like a dwarf) can use a crossbow, but it takes skill to use a bow.
*cough* Historically, real men(1) use a sling. It was a much more effective weapon, and took even more skill than a bow to use effectively. I guess the halflings have dibs on us all. (1) in the non-pejorative, generic sense... *ducks*
We do not do that. The dynamics of their relationship transcend simple fits of vanity. She enjoys placing hexes in his room that make him vomit while he enjoys preying on her paranoia regarding poison in the food and drink inside the house. It's fun.
Well, back when they actually would speak to each other that is.
Ha! Any idiot can use a crossbow. *Looks at Sszeylbryn smugly*